“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
“There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.”
"One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything."
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."
"Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it back in small change."
"I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting."
"Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal."
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
"I hate women because they always know where things are."
A girl should be two things:
classy and fabulous.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world.