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MEN'S ADS
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52 and looking for a 25 year old Watches a lot of F1 Unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back Will patronize the shit out of you Would love to shag your sister As long as friendship involves a BJ Good with a remote and a six pack Arrogant Personality of a floorboard Pathological liar Overweight, more body hair than Richard Keyes Insecure mummy's boy Older than your Dad Wants to sleep with your Mum Washes his own teeth twice a day Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone nº on a lavatory cubicle Cried at Bridget Jones's Diary Gay Got a shag in a cemetery once Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Says "Excuse me" when he farts |
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