1. Don’t forget to turn off the television before you go to bed.
2. An accountant is a man who is hired to explain that you didn’t
make the money you did.
3. Save water, shower with a friend.
4. Carol was one of the nicest people I’ve ever known.
5. Writing about art is like dancing about architecture.
6. Let me give you a piece of advice, live life well.
7. Is that the new laptop you bought last month?
8. I love acting. It’s so much more real than life.
9. It seems to me that young people are so rude these days.
10. Did you enjoy your holiday in Cairo?
11. Can we see the photos you took in Mexico?
12. In any relationship I think it’s important to have trust, loyalty and
honesty.
13. Who opened the window?
14. As far as I’m concerned, oranges are the only fruit.
15. A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining,
and takes the umbrella away from you when it rains.
16. Why do you think the English drink so much tea?
17. We crossed Lake Michigan by ferry.
18. California is a great place if you happen to be an orange.
19. My brother David’s just got a job as a software designer.
20. Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
21. I always pass on good advice. It’s the only thing to do with it because it’s
never any use to me.